Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Sheer Poetry

I smile every time I hear this song. No, I don't know why.


Fun Loving Criminals
 - Scooby Snacks -
lyrics courtesy of www.LyricsOnDemand.com
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/i/intermissionlyrics/scoobysnackslyrics.html

Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFSLFBAJdBI


- Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
- Any of you f@#king pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf@#king last one of you!

Me and Fast got the gats; we're out to rob a bank.
We got Steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything's cool and everything's smooth. (Hey that's smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said, "baby, baby, baby"
(Is this some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time Fast tapped me with the 9 he said it was time to blow, ya know.
So out the door we go.
Back to the ride with Steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we'll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy;
Steve was driving because I had to talk to my man

- Look, I don't know anything about any f@#king set-up, you can torture me all you want.
- Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks! (2x)

I don't give a f@#k about the hell's
Gate, ain't punkin' the crowd and I'm still standing up straight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don't act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing where the cop is.
They're at the Dunkin Donuts, adjacent from
The Froman's whose mailbox fast had just exploded.
They gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers with haste.
We casted off and along we went off Bermuda to an island resort we rented.

- Sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
- I am cool.

Running around robbing banks all whacked off of Scooby Snacks! (4x) 

2 comments:

  1. You smile because it's funny and it's not half-bad.

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  2. The enjoyment I get from the song seems to exceed the amount it deserves. Catchy bass line. I dig it the most!

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